Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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