Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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