Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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