well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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