Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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