I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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