We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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