I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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