I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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