I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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