seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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