ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's the barista slut.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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