Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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