If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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