Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
