what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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