just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Green mimosas i think yes
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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