Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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