dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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