margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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