Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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