he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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