Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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