I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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