True but thats because hes a fetus.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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