1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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