Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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