Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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