windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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