I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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