i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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