I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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