I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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