So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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