Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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