her vagine was all disorganized.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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