Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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