hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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