i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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