OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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