Duck Duck Cougar?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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