Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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