so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
