i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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