i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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