Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I have post one night stand depression
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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