he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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