It's like God shit irony all over that family
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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