Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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