everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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