nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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