Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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