I think my vagina is haunted
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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